We cannot choose in this unfair world…
Welcome to Rockay City, home of the cocaine-fuelled, time-loop machine.
Rock out like it’s the end of the world.
Look at the cute animals!
Will you learn how to use darkness to survive and save the human race from the creatures that hunt them?
Will Hyper-5 feel like all the other shmups you have played in the past, or will it deliver something new?
Bounce your way through the levels to catch up to the thief who stole your prize pogo stick.
Now, with a different John!
Get ready to tilt!
Will you master using the grappling hook and have the reaction time required to save your home?
Get ready to see Barry in HD!
Will a monster named Roy help a lost little girl find her mommy?
How will a game that was originally released back in 1995 fare in this new era of gaming?
I don’t think there’s a lot of saint making in this game.
Make some magic and serve it on a platter!